a derailed train of thought...

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Hi, I'm Sel!
I suffer from an ever-present case of l'esprit de escalier (amongst other things), and I like lists, hence my obsession with the infinite reasons tag :)
I also adore puns and dad jokes, hence the blog title.
This is probably what the inside of my brain looks like.

Ooh and I have an ask box now! So feel free to say hi! :)

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  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
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Permalink raspberrying: andithevillian: This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example. i am such an oxford comma enthusiast
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As harsh as it sounds I just want you to realise the <i>right</i> thing to do was not see her tomorrow and just help me finish that assignment the whole day I mean you said so yourself, it’s not urgent.

Nice to know you chose to see her even if it means me not talking to you for the rest of the weekend. Shows me JUST HOW MUCH I MEAN TO YOU HEY?

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It’s almost 3 am and I need to be up in less than 4 hours but I can’t sleep.
Thanks for NOT being here for me.
And ofc thanks for NOT EVEN TRYING as per fucking usual.

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sodamnrelatable:

do you ever reblog things not for you but for one of your followers who you think will enjoy it and they reblog it and you’re like  “nailed it”

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Permalink burdenedwithglorioussass: villemusvonawesome: thebabbagepatch: thecharliecharmander: thebabbagepatch: thebabbagepatch: I am saying that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then I will walk across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in a goddamn penis suit. And we’ve plateaued at about 300 notes. This is good news. Not if I can help it. Lawl remember this guys? Bringing this back because it needs to happen. Reblogging again because this still needs to happen. I better be in the city when this does!
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Types of kisses and their meaning

spasmsofreethought:

toujiii:

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

So many top of hand kisses

A few forehead kisses

Even fewer neck kisses (someone special gets that spot)

A fucking shit of loads of computer kisses without even realizing it

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