a derailed train of thought...


Hi, I'm Sel!
I suffer from an ever-present case of l'esprit de escalier (amongst other things), and I like lists, hence my obsession with the infinite reasons tag :)
I also adore puns and dad jokes, hence the blog title.
This is probably what the inside of my brain looks like.

Ooh and I have an ask box now! So feel free to say hi! :)

Permalink It’s #real now. #uni #graduation #adulthood


cuddling would be cool right now

Buttt you’re mad at me… so no cuddles for my restless ass.

(via if-you-insist)


  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via napoleon-vagynamite)



i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

(via if-you-insist)

Permalink kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
Permalink Truth hurts.
Permalink blindthoughts:

Ahhh right in the feels
Permalink iman-xo:

Sometimes he can make sense lol

Word gmun
Permalink Hey guys… this is #rufustherat and he’s our new house pet :3 #cutie

As I lay awake at 4 in the morning next to my partner who is soundly asleep, I realise…

Being special to one person isn’t the cure for feeling adequate at everything you do.

I suppose I have to be able to get that from myself. Because no one knows me like I know myself.

Permalink It’s a #vodka kinda day. #lonely